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Castle Dice Tower

🎲 The Dice Tower of Rock—Handcrafted Chaos, Veteran-Approved ⚡

Brace yourself, adventurer. This ain’t your average dice tower. Designed and built by a Navy vet with a laser in one hand and a fistful of polyhedrals in the other, this handcrafted beast is part dungeon decor, part precision gaming gear, and 100% badass.

Carved from wood, engraved with a fiery dragon emblem, and engineered for max roll drama, this tower’s got more personality than your last party bard. Drop your dice in, listen to the satisfying clatter as they tumble through the tower’s guts, and let fate (and physics) decide your destiny—no more runaway crit fails under the couch.

☠️ Designed by a U.S. Navy veteran—no frills, no fluff, just solid craftsmanship
🔥 Laser-cut & engraved with scorching detail
🎸 Built to rock your table—every roll’s a stage dive
☕ Mug shown for scale and caffeine-fueled adventuring

Perfect for D&D, Pathfinder, or anyone who rolls like they mean it. Whether you’re crushing kobolds or charming barkeeps, this tower makes every roll feel like a power chord.

$55.00

Christmas Secret Reveal Light Blue LED

🎄 Santa’s Surprise – Light-Up Holiday Shadow Box 🎅

Looks like a sweet little Christmas scene, right? Snowy house, star-topped tree, peaceful winter sky. Cozy enough to make you want to grab a cup of cocoa.

But then—flip the switch—and boom! There goes Santa, flying across the sky like he’s late for gift drop number 4,000. Bet you didn’t see that coming.

This handcrafted shadow box brings all the classic charm with a surprise twist, built by a Navy vet who knows their way around a laser cutter and a good dose of holiday magic. It’s got all the glow without the glitter mess, and it plugs in—so you can skip the battery scavenger hunt and just enjoy the show.

✨ By day: wholesome holiday postcard
🌙 By night: sleigh ride reveal with “wait, what?!” energy
🖐️ Handmade with love, lasers, and a whole lotta detail
🎁 Plug-in glow = more twinkle, less hassle

Stick it on a shelf, a windowsill, or right by the snacks to catch guests off guard in the best way. It’s festive fun with a little wink—and honestly, isn’t that what the season’s all about?

$40.00

Gothic Window Decor

🪟 Gothic Window Decor – Because Flat Walls Are Boring 🛠️

All right, here’s the deal—I got tired of blank walls and bland décor, so I fired up the laser and started cutting windows. Not actual windows (calm down), but these gothic-style wood panels that look like they belong in a castle, an old cathedral, or maybe your cooler-than-average hallway.

Each one’s laser cut right here in the shop, and I may or may not have gone down a design rabbit hole… so now there’s a whole lineup. Arches, quatrefoils, spires—some simple, some fancy, some that light up like they’ve got secrets to tell. Available painted, stained, or hang ’em as-is. They look killer on a shelf, on the wall, or tucked between your plants and your questionable wine choices.

✨ Some light up. Some don’t. All of them make your space look way more interesting.
🪚 Real wood, laser-cut, and assembled by me—not a factory.
🎨 A few are painted, a few are natural, and yes, if you want sparkly, I can do that, too
⚡ Hang ‘em, lean ‘em, or start a shrine—I’m not here to judge.

Whether you’re going full haunted mansion or just need a little medieval mood, I’ve got a window (or ten) with your name on it. Pick your favorite, or collect the whole dramatic little gang.

$10.00$40.00

Skull Dice Tower

🎲 The Bone Rattler – Dice Tower with a Death Stare 💀

You’ve got your character sheet, your dice, your snacks… but do you have a dice tower that looks like it could eat your soul?

Meet The Bone Rattler. It’s got sharp corners, a deadly grin, and zero patience for half-hearted rolls. Drop your dice in and let fate tumble through the jaws of doom—because let’s be honest, everything’s more dramatic when a skull is watching.

Built by a Navy vet with a laser cutter, a sense of humor, and maybe a mild obsession with chaos, this tower is precision-cut and ready to rock your next campaign.

💀 Skull engraving with major “I’m not mad, just disappointed” energy
🖐️ Assembled by hand, because evil deserves a personal touch
🎯 Keeps your rolls contained, your table neat, and your players mildly terrified

Perfect for D&D nights, Halloween games, or anyone who thinks a little doom makes the dice fall better. Trust us—your bard’s been too confident lately anyway.

$40.00