🎲 The Bone Rattler – Dice Tower with a Death Stare 💀

You’ve got your character sheet, your dice, your snacks… but do you have a dice tower that looks like it could eat your soul?

Meet The Bone Rattler. It’s got sharp corners, a deadly grin, and zero patience for half-hearted rolls. Drop your dice in and let fate tumble through the jaws of doom—because let’s be honest, everything’s more dramatic when a skull is watching.

Built by a Navy vet with a laser cutter, a sense of humor, and maybe a mild obsession with chaos, this tower is precision-cut and ready to rock your next campaign.

💀 Skull engraving with major “I’m not mad, just disappointed” energy
🖐️ Assembled by hand, because evil deserves a personal touch
🎯 Keeps your rolls contained, your table neat, and your players mildly terrified

Perfect for D&D nights, Halloween games, or anyone who thinks a little doom makes the dice fall better. Trust us—your bard’s been too confident lately anyway.